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Dubai Race
« on: February 19, 2012, 08:47:34 AM »
I see the action is back at the Dubai kartdrome this week. I think I will come on down and watch again. I love the preparation, the build up, the start, the anticipation, and that final moment when he asks if I want ketchup on the burgers.  :laff: Its about the most exciting thing that ever happens there.  :moonie:
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jayzon

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Re: Dubai Race
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2012, 01:35:01 PM »
hey sir,

i am a new member. i wanna race. wat  all things i must get before strting to race. Payment is not a issue.

Plzz advise abt the details.
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Re: Dubai Race
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2012, 05:57:27 PM »
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Well first thing you need is a hairdryer and extension cables. Nothing too powerful. 1200w is good. Attach this to any go kart. You'll find one at any good toy shop for a few dollars. You will also need safety equipment so think about getting a woolly hat and some gloves.  With this you should be instantly competitive with the guys at the kart tracks. :bolt: They will try to baffle you with terms like hearse power, and tires, but ignore them. :naughty: Turn your hairdryer up to full power and you will kick their ass. Go watch them on Friday.  :popcorn:
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tractorboy

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Re: Dubai Race
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2012, 01:13:50 PM »
Great advice coming from the person who thought a 1:16 was a quick time at the arrive a drive in dubai
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Re: Dubai Race
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2012, 02:30:42 PM »
Dear HW you are living proof that DWF.
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Re: Dubai Race
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2012, 11:12:39 AM »
Glad you chipped in Bluuuuuugh   :puke: Maybe MoreTits will make an appearance soon as well. Still back in the dark ages with your 1880 Lola? Times change. Move on. Get something with a bit of credibility please.  :swivel: Is it dust colored because it has not moved?  :laff:   And Tracturdboy.   :moonie: 1:16 was a very quick time in the old karts considering my very slight weight penalty. Lets get on the main track and play like real men. V8 action anyone?   :-*

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neil harrison

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Re: Dubai Race
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2012, 07:03:36 AM »
Driven Karts and Circuit (Formula Ford + Tin Tops). I can tell you its far easier to be fast in a circuit car than a kart. If you can succeed in a kart you will ace circuit racing. If you are ok in circuit racing you will struggle in karts.
Its just the way it is so be careful on any invitation to any good karter.
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tractorboy

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Re: Dubai Race
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2012, 04:55:07 PM »
Lol you cant blame your weight or the karts, id put it down to the driver. And I have no problems about racing you on the track, and I will need no V8 to beat you  :smack:
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Re: Dubai Race
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2012, 10:18:38 AM »
Sounds like we have ourselves a challenge lining up.  :woo:

Tracturdboy on pole is her European pocket rocket
Bluuuuuurgh in P2 in the 1930's Cheese Wedge with more holes that Emmental
Neil - Harry's Son in a Tin Foil machine
Jayzon as a rookie with stabilizers on

Me? Well I don't think you guys will keep up with my 6.4L HEMI V8 modified to almost 600 bhp  :bolt:  ???

Anyone else wanna race now?
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neil harrison

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Re: Dubai Race
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2012, 08:33:53 AM »
Could be close if I used a Golf GTI. Heavyweights tend to be loud and nasty but lack bite.
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tractorboy

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Re: Dubai Race
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2012, 04:33:47 PM »
Lol even though you should like a right knob jockey, I am game and I will just bring a unworthy 2.0L piece of euro trash.

So fat boy, care to race with me at the next AutoX? Would love to see how your mighty willy waving V8 gets on.
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Re: Dubai Race
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2012, 11:32:50 AM »
"TrackTurd" Boy (roughly translating to "sh*t on the track")  I am fueled up and ready to stamp on your Euro Trash. 2 Liters? Is that enough to get you off the line?  :laff: I could remove 4 spark plugs and still leave you standing. You will be telling me next that some Rotax boys will make an appearance with their hedge trimmers.  :lol: :bike:

Harrys Son. Golf GTI? Don't make me laugh. An old street car pretending to be a grown up.  :violin:  Come on already.  :dick:

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neil harrison

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Re: Dubai Race
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2012, 01:13:22 PM »
Maybe I should acquire Mr Spencers Mini rather.
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tractorboy

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Re: Dubai Race
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2012, 02:46:49 PM »
Im guessing mr fat boy here really has no clue about racing. Definitely doesnt understand what AutoX is. I would pay money to see him join in at the next round. This could be quite funny.

Has anyone actually every seen this overweight fella, or is he just a myth?
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neil harrison

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Re: Dubai Race
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2012, 02:50:05 PM »
Maybe he is just a Hemi.....
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