Tis a sad sad day for me, my long time best mate, i mean im talking about a guy that went to school with me, a guy that i spent years with in the military, a better friend i haven't had. I was there when his first kid was born who is now 12 years old, we rode together for so many miles we stopped counting 10 years ago and we always rode KLR 650. I mean ALWAYS, we climbed mountains and slept next to them for years,.... YEARS i tell you!.
So he calls me up this morning and says the worst words i have ever heard come out of his mouth and we have had stand up insulting matches over the years, he says ....

"James, as you are visiting me soon i need to tell you summin"

I says "Whats up old chap?"

He says "Now don't freak out"

I says " Oooook, what's it FFS"

He says "I bought a KTM 990"

I was sick to my stomach, the shock hit me so bad i almost feinted, i put the phone down and i havent spoken to him since........ The slimy, betraying Muth**fu***r!!!
A KTM!!!! What the F**k!!! Why would he do such a terrible thing? ... Son of a B**ch! ....

Isnt that the WORST thing you folks have ever heard?? .. EH!?..... EH!!!???

Now i need advice, should i pitch at his house kick him in the b*lls and burn the KTM?. Should i never speak to him again?. Should i kill his family, burn his house down and then burn the KTM?

What says the good folks of this forum? How should he PAY for the ultimate betrayal??? EH??!! HOW!!!!!